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11.06.2025 13:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Mark Hamill Say Carrie Fisher Told Him to Embrace His Star Wars Fame - Variety

Unacceptable again!

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Founder of Cryptocurrency Payment Company Charged with Evading Sanctions and Export Controls, Defrauding Financial Institutions, and Violating the Bank Secrecy Act - Department of Justice (.gov)

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

‘Amazing Worlds of Science Fiction and Science Fact’ Review: An Education in Exoplanets - WSJ

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are the primary causes of the persistent smog crisis affecting Delhi and other parts of North India?

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

“16 and Pregnant ”Star Whitney Purvis’ Son, Weston, Dies at 16: 'My Worst Nightmare Come True' - Yahoo News Canada

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Major US retailers cancel Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders - GamesIndustry.biz

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Why is rap* a crime?

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

No way

Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do people hate on Serena (anime character)? What did she ever do to anyone except be a good friend to Ash Ketchum and an awesome trainer herself?