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11.06.2025 03:26
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
No way
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Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
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What type of fish is best for fish tacos?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How can I easily get rid of my writers block?
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.