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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 03:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

A 14-year-old created an app that detects heart disease almost instantly - Boy Genius Report

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

TIFF People’s Choice Award Winner ‘The Life Of Chuck’ Latest Indie To Test Box Office Revival With Neon Gifting Campaign – Specialty Preview - Deadline

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

I'm looking for an answer from people who consider themselves "Gender Critical", or transphobic, or TERFs, and my question is this - Why would you refuse to use the pronouns someone wants? What does it cost you? Where's the harm?

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How to watch Apple’s WWDC 2025 keynote - TechCrunch

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

No way

Rare ‘Einstein zig-zag’ sheds light on universe’s hidden forces - The Brighter Side of News

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Ground beef sold at Whole Foods might be contaminated with E. coli, USDA warns - CNN

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

What type of fish is best for fish tacos?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Scientists discover giant underground sponge capable of supplying water to rivers and cities - Earth.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do a lot of women have a crush on my boyfriend when they know he is in a relationship with me? I am starting to feel insecure too. What should I do?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How can I easily get rid of my writers block?

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.